Behold a new music video AND EP from Boston’s greatest surf rockers Beware The Dangers Of A Ghost Scorpion! You can pick up the Caught Dead 7″(Scorpi-O-Tone Records!) at its release show tomorrow night at Store 54 in Allston.
Category Archives: Art
Burger Boogaloo! (July 5-6)

DAYEMMMM! The Burger Boogaloo (July 5-6 in Oakland,CA) features an epic line-up this year: Ronnie Spector, Milk ‘N’ Cookies, Nobunny, Shannon & The Clams, Juan Wauters, Thee Oh Sees, White Fang, The Muffs, OFF!, The Reigning Sound, Personal & The Pizza, Pookie & The Poodlez, Summer Twins, La Sera, and more!
Check it out here: http://www.burgerboogaloo.com/
Blog Recommendation: Bored Out

Lost Sounds – Black Wave (2001)
Bored Out is an incredible little blog, tumblr, err what have you. If you eat up the slime we rep on this site then you’ll faint when you see this shit. BO is run by a dude named Ryan Leach and includes concert photos, reviews, and best of all in depth interviews with the likes of Mark Sultan, Eric Friedl, Greg Cartwright, Jeffrey Novak, and even one with Jay Reatard from 2006. Speaking of Jay, Ryan recently published a Lost Sounds oral history, which I can’t recommend enough for fans and non fans alike. It does a terrific job of illustrating how bands like The Reatards and Lost Sounds were much more than mere stepping stones to Jay’s solo career. Well done Ryan.
Read it all here, it’s addictive: http://boredout305.tumblr.com/
Cumstain August-September Tour!

Cumstain, one of America’s greatest bands is cumming across our holy land this August and September. Unfortunately, no Boston dates :(. Maybe I can make the trip to NYC :) If you aren’t a love of the stain, I’ll pretend I didn’t hear you, I’ll look the other way. I’m just going to leave this here for you http://cumstain.bandcamp.com/
8/9 – OAKLAND, CA @ House Show then the Nightlight
8/10 – PLACENTIA, CA @ The Men’s Warehouse w/ The Wimps
8/11 -PHOENIX, AZ @ Funny World w/ Father’s Day
8/12 -EL PASO TX @ MONARCH W/ NALGADAS
8/13 -AUSTIN, TX @ Hotel Vegas
8/14 -NEW ORLEANS, LA @ SIBERIA W/ BUCK BILOXI & THE FUCKS
8/15 – HUNTSVILLE, AL- details TBA
8/16 – ST AUGUSTINE, FL @ NOBBY’S
8/17 – JACKSONVILLE, FL @ UNDERBELLY’S
8/18 – ORLANDO, FL @ PEACOCK ROOM
8/19 -ATHENS, GA @ GO Bar
8/20 – ATLANTA, GA @ 529 W/TBA
8/21- WILMINGTON, NC- ORTON’S BAR & BILLIARDS
8/23 – Brooklyn, NY @ Union Pool
8/24- BOSTON , MA @ JP Drive In w/ Gangbang Gordon (Tape Release!), Free Pizza, and White Pages
8/25 – TBA
8/26 – CHICAGO- @ Emporium w/ Flesh Panthers
8/27- MADISON WI @ Mickey’s Tavern
8/28- MINNEAPOLIS, MN @ Hexagon Bar w/ Teenage Moods
8/29 – MILAWAUKEE, WI @ Bremen Cafe
8/31-DALLAS, TX @ The Crown and Harp
https://www.facebook.com/events/593533324087354/?ref_newsfeed_story_type=regular
9/01-OKLAHOMA CITY, OK @ The Hi-Lo w/ Lotta Tuff
9/02-KANSAS CITY, MO @ UNION OF WESTPORT W/MOUTHBREATHERS & All Blood
9/03- LAWRENCE, KS @ 8th St Taproom
9/04-DENVER, CO @ Rhinoceropolis w/ PIZZA TIME
9/05- SLC, UT @ Diabolical Records w/ JAWWSS
9/06- BOISE, ID @The Shredder W/ TBA
9/07- SEATTLE, WA @ Highline Bar
https://www.facebook.com/events/1472119669671644/?source=73
9/08- PORTLAND, OR @ THE KNOW
The Big Take Over Reviews Nice Guys/Miami Doritos Splifft 7″

“Lovely chunk of burning slime from one of my Boston area faves Nice Guys and new kids Miami Doritos . The Miami Doritos side chugs like a bit of desert in the basement punk slam, exciting as shit to jump around to. Nice Guys pull out their deceptively tough chops in a multilayered shred on “Jamaican Vacation” and the completely nurts “Medical Envy”. All this good on sexy green or purple vinyl, which I have yet to see cause these stoners haven’t sent me one yet.” – Matt Lee, The Big Takeover
Big thanks to Matt Lee for writing about the Nice Guys/Miami Doritos Splifft 7″! Check out the rest of his top ten list here: http://www.bigtakeover.com/top-ten/Matt-Lee-140518
Order a seven incher for yourself, a friend or a foe from KLYAM Records: http://klyam.bigcartel.com/product/nice-guys-miami-doritos-splifft-7 Or you could pick one up from one of the following record stores:
Weirdo Records (Cambridge, MA), Armageddon Records (Cambridge, MA), Deep Thoughts (Jamaica Plain, MA), Goner Records (Memphis, TN), People’s Records (Detroit, MI), Hello Records (Detroit, MI), Bric A Brac Records (Chicago, IL), Apop Records (St. Louis, MO), CD Cellar (Arlington, VA), and Celebrated Summer (Baltimore, MD)
Music Vid: Robot Death Kites – “No Thanks”/ New EP
After a long, tiring, mind numbing work week I could use a band like Robot Death Kites. Fast, heavy, sludgy PUNK. Blistering anti-establishment that will knock fat corporate ogres flat on their fat fucking asses. Above is the band’s new music video for “No Thanks,” a song from their upcoming EP Yuppie Nightmare, which you can pre order here: http://robotdeathkites.bandcamp.com/
The EP release show is at Shea Stadium (Brooklyn, NY) on Saturday, June 7th. Sleep tight.
Burger Records Article in New York Times

I recommend this article for fans and non fans of Burger: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/18/arts/music/burger-records-develops-bands-and-more.html?_r=3
Miami Doritos Make Playlist For BDC Wire

Miami Doritos and friends. Photo from BDC Wire
Take a gander at this BDC Wire article on KLYAM’s own Miami Doritos: http://bdcwire.com/list/allston-punks-miami-doritos-gives-playlist-of-songs-kind-of-about-miami/. The Doritos have cooked up a playlist featuring the likes of The Gories, Free Pizza, Skimask, and more. Hot damn.
Silly bastards, pick up the Miami Doritos splifft 7″ with fellow Allston ruffians Nice Guys available here through KLYAM Records: http://klyam.bigcartel.com/product/nice-guys-miami-doritos-splifft-7
The Orwells & Skaters Sep-Oct Tour!

Our dudes in The Orwells are coming back to Boston and then some! Save the date: Thursday, October 9th @ Brighton Music Hall . The Orwells are supporting SKATERS on this tour. Check out all of the US/Canada tour dates below.
Sep-08 Columbus, OH @ A&R Music Bar
Sep-09 Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop
Sep-11 Pittsburgh, PA @ Altar Bar
Sep-12Indianapolis, IN @ Deluxe
Sep-13 Chicago, IL @ Riot Fest
Sep-19 Denver, CO @ Riot Fest
Sep-20 Salt Lake City, UT @ Kilby Court Gallery
Sep-21 Boise, ID @ Nuerolux
Sep-24 Vancouver BC @ Rickshaw Theatre
Sep-25 Portland, OR @ Star Theater
Sep-27 San Francisco, CA @ Slim’s
Sep-28 Santa Cruz, CA @ The Catalyst – Atrium
Sep-29 Los Angeles, CA @ The Fonda Theatre
Oct-09 Allston, MA @ Brighton Music Hall
Oct-10 Montreal, QC @ II Motore
Oct-11 Toronto, ON @ Mod Club
Oct-13 Philadelphia, PA @ Underground Arts – Wolf Building
Oct-14 Washington, DC @ Black Cat
Oct-15 New York, NY @ Irving Plaza
Oct-17 Asbury Park, NJ @ Asbury Lanes
Check out this article “Are The Orwells rock’s next big thing?” from the Chicago Tribune: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2014-04-29/entertainment/ct-the-orwells-band-20140429_1_elmhurst-next-big-thing-david-letterman ‘Rock’ sucks. Rock ‘n’ Roll is where it’s at. Everyone knows that. The Orwells play Rock ‘n’ Roll music.
Ohh yeah and pick up Disgraceland on June 2 (UK) June 3 (US).
Here’s a video of The Orwells conversing with Beyond the Watch.
Review: Gymshorts, Roz & The Rice Cakes, Hex Map @ Fabrik (4/12/14)

Bands: Hex Map, Gymshorts, Roz & The Rice Cakes, Battle House
Date: Saturday, April 12, 2014
Venue: Fabrik (Boston, MA)
Where is this place? Lord only knows. After racing through the streets of Boston for a solid twenty minutes we finally find our destination, only to discover we have to scurry up what appears to be an eternal flight of stairs. At least we don’t have to lug up a bunch of gear hehehe poor souls. Upon reaching the final floor, there’s a series of enticing portraits and various art projects of some sort – you’re looking at the wrong guy when it comes to art art, if you got me. We scurry some more, see some heads, make our contribution/donation and open sesame, we’re here! This is not what I expected at all. I was picturing a shady looking, little art space. In my eyes, this place is gigantic and filled with people Glen and I have never met before. Brings me back to our early show attending daze.
Shortly thereafter, however, we are greeted by Justin and Roz Rice Cake of Roz & The Rice Cakes – a Providence based rock band we saw a little over a year ago with Atlantic Thrills and Ravi Shavi at the Firehouse 13, also in Providence. Speaking of Providence, a second later I bump into Sarah from Gymshorts and they fucking rock. Sarah clued me in to this place and you know as some scumbuckets say the rest is history. Both bands are playing this evening and I could just wet myself I’m that excited. Let’s go.
Hex Map – I am not a fan of this band. No beating around the bush. Sometimes people say that all we write here is praise and/or ass kissing. That’s not the case. I never hesitate to speak my mind, but the thing is it gets boring to rant and rave and be a know it all, especially when you don’t know it all, cause no one does. So, I’d rather not waste any more space on bands that are not to my liking. I prefer to write about bands I love, because it’s way more fun.
Hex Map is the opposite of what I look for in bands. I want music to roll right through me, jostle me. Hex Map just drones and drags on for way too long. Not sure if you call this prog or psych or whatever, but I can’t stand it. I’m not going to shit on them, for all I know they are fine people. For all I know you may like this music. Here it is: http://hexmap.bandcamp.com/
Gymshorts – These shorts are getting a butt load of love on KLYAM these days or at least they will be. I’ve seen the band four times in three weeks. I think that’s a record for me, then again I bet Fat Creeps could rival that number.
Gymshorts are heavily invested in fuzzy, surfy garage spunk. On stage, they are a lively bunch, hopping around and all about, wailin’, shreddin’, screamin’, and poundin’ – giving the old Gymshorts pound. For all of their feisty delivery and menace, the Bostonian crowd is tame in their appreciation. The audience is split up – I don’t know if anyone knows each other, it’s kind of odd. This is an odd place. It’s up so damn high, the elevation is giving me the creeps.
A zick part of the set is when Sarah Gymshorts darts into the crowd, nearly tackling me to the floor. She could probably kick my ass. http://gymshorts.bandcamp.com/
Roz & The Rice Cakes – We first saw these cakes at the Firehouse 13 for the Ravi Shavi album release show a little over a year ago. This was a special time in my life when I was in college and perpetually exhausted, in another world entirely. I remember them covering The Pixies’ “Gigantic.”
Tonight is their record release show. Need to Feed is 12 inches of wax and the band is very excited to be putting out their first ever piece of vinyl. Congrats! This performance sends me right back to my initial Rice Cakes experience. Hazy, ethereal, very dream like. Dream pop I suppose. Check it out here: http://thericecakes.bandcamp.com/