Crazy voice man!
Ha-Ha Pitchsucker’s Invisible Girl Review
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It’s just too bad, for every “Animal Party” or ill-fated game of “Spin the Bottle” and well-placed anatomical guffaw there’s one too many tunes that just go through the motions, and old ones at that. Still, the tunes on Invisible Girl work, because Khan and Sultan’s love of the music they’re ripping off is obvious and infectious, and because they’ve got a knack for capturing the feel of the records they’re taking cues from most throwbacks can’t quite muster. Sam the Sham would be proud; that is, if he’s cool with dick jokes.
Since when can you praise an album and then call the songs you just praised “tunes that just go through the motions?” The reviewer, Paul Thompson, is terribly confused and was forced to not give the album anything above an 8. He gave it a 7.1. Which means nothing. It’s just a number.
CD Review: Alice and Friends

Band: Box Elders
Label: Goner
Release: 2009
1. “Jackie Wood” – 9.6
2. “Alice & Friends” – 9.1
3. “Stay” – 9.5
4. “Dave” – 9.2
5. “Necro” – 9.3
6. “Atlantis” – 9.5
7. “One Foot in Front of the Other” – 9.6
8. “Talk Amongst Yourself” – 9.0
9. “Hole in My Head” – 9.4
10. “Ronald Dean” – 9.3
11. “Isabella” – 9.1
12. “Cougars” – 9.3
13. “2012” – 8.8
14. “Death of Me” – 9.4
Comments: This band! The one with the awesome drummer who stands up. Yeah, you know! Spoken by the Chris DeCarlo machine at one point a month or so back were the following words: “[Box Elders were] probably the only opening band that I’d listen to again.” That’s some deep shit. You know why they offered CD a rare experience? Because they play quick garage-pop numbers. These songs are over before you know it. But they are (usually) awesome while they last. They are a part of the “bring-back-the-good-times” scene that includes Black Lips, King Khan, BBQ, Strange Boys, and all the fun bands of the like. It’s hard to not like Box Elders. Yeah, there isn’t much variation in their sound, but they know what is up for them. And that’s all that matters. They channel The Beach Boys, The Idle Race, and all other similar minded groups. It’s a bum that these recordings aren’t more hi-fi, but that would kind of defeat the purpose. I actually wrote a song called “Isabella,” so I got a little chuckle. I’ll hand it to these guys and scrap my version all together. Overall…this thing kicks a lot of ass. Quantity over quality. None of the songs on there suck. They are all pretty damn good. There aren’t any over-the-top best of 2009 kind of tunes. So yeah! Check this thing out.
Grade: 9.3
King Khan & Bloodshot Bill Show
Also known officially as the Tandoori Knights. They just released a 7″ called Pretty Please.

Check their Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/tandooriknights
Jay Reatard Recommended!
20 Bands I Really Want To See Live

Swedish pop sensation Jens Lekman
*Does not include bands that I’ve already seen live or bands that I plan on seeing live in the next two months!*
1. Alec Ounsworth/Flashy Python
2. Almighty Defenders
3. Arcade Fire
4. Babyshambles/Pete Doherty
5. Beirut
6. Cheap Time
7. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
8. Cold War Kids
9. French Kicks
10. Grizzly Bear
11. Jens Lekman
12. Mando Diao
13. Peter Bjorn and John
14. Rogue Wave
15. Shout Out Louds
16. Strange Boys
17. Tapes N’ Tapes
18. Uninhabitable Mansions
19. Vampire Weekend
20. Wolf Parade
Weird Al To Join Pixies
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At a December 8 benefit show at the Echoplex in L.A., “Weird Al” Yankovic will sing a Pixies song with members of the Pixies. This will obviously be an incredible thing to see.Yankovic will sing the Doolittle jam “I Bleed”. But maybe if we bug him enough, he’ll subject a Pixies song or two to the “Weird Al” treatment. “Here Comes Your Spam”? “This Monkey’s Gone to 7-11”? This needs to happen.
I think he’s more than capable.
Response To Koonz’s “The Nazi Conscience”
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It’s fascinating to read Claudia Koonz’s analysis of how Hitler rose to power in her book “The Nazi Conscience.” My high school history classes skimmed over the story, implying that a majority of Germans supported Hitler’s insane, bigoted ideology. But as Koonz details, that certainly wasn’t the case.
As she wrote, “…most Germans deplored lawless attacks on Jews,” even after Hitler had become Chancellor.
Yet as Hitler said, even the master Aryan race was “vulnerable to…deceit.”
Hitler came to power by brilliantly deceiving the vulnerable German people. Most of them weren’t anti-Semites.
But Hitler connected with them through his speeches, which had “repellent images of rapacious capitalists, craven diplomats, corrupt politicians…” in other words, targets that were easier to get the Germans rallying against.
Yet he still blamed “Jewry” for all this evil, and that was a concept Germans couldn’t support, at least not at first. Responding to this, Hitler deleted “Jewry” from his oratory for a time.
He instead “excoriated the Versailles Treaty and Bolshevism while castigating liberals as too cowardly to defend the Volk.”
He tapped into the pathetic state of Germany after WWI, rallying the nation to believe that “any nation which voluntarily submits to humiliation is doomed.”
He convinced the nation that he was the “principled man of action” Germany needed to restore morality and glory.
His rhetoric made up for its lack of logos with brilliant ethos and pathos. Eventually a majority of Germans didn’t care that “Mein Kampf” has many lies, or that “Triumph of the Will” never says why Hitler will save Germany. Hitler was an ingenious communicator, convincing all those Germans that, yes, a mad man would restore greatness to their nation.
Corporatism vs. Capitalism
Michael Moore critiques “capitalism,” but what he really means is corporatism.
The 4 Issues Dems/GOP Don’t Get
As stated and agreed upon by third party leaders:
1. Foreign Policy – End war in Iraq/stop being imperialistic
2. Privacy – Repeal PATRIOT Act; revision of FISA; end torture
3. National Deficit – Reckless government adventurism
4. Federal Reserve – Out of control; not controlled by Congress