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Category Archives: Random
Advice Of the Day
Chris
Comparing The Noises
CALLING ALL GIRLS (AND GUYS)…
…..TO WRITE WITH THE KLYAM IN OUR GLORIOUS, REVOLUTIONARY DUTY TO PRESENT BIASED, SUBJECTIVE, UNDERGROUND PROPAGANDA TO THE ROBOTIC MASSES! JOIN THE UNDERGROUND, INDEPENDENT MEDIA AND HELP DISMANTLE THE VILE, CORPORATE, MAINSTREAM MEDIA. IT’S US AGAINST THEM: OUR PROPANDA VS THEIR PROPAGANDA.WE NEED GIRLS BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING SAUSAGE FEST HAHA, BUT SERIOUSLY GIRLS, GUYS, HERMAPHRODITES, IT’S ALL GOOD. JUST JOIN TODAY!
DON’T MAKE ME START DRAFTIN’ YOU KIDDIES!
Chris
I’m Just As Repulsed As You… chuckles
I saw an advertisement for Volvo cars that utilizes classical conditioning to excite customers about their products. The ad conditions its viewers to get “excited” when they see Volvo cars like they get “excited” for sex. Specifically, the ad features a parking brake in its upward position to resemble an erect penis, this is accompanied by the caption, “We Are Just As Excited As You Are.” The marketers are aiming at the 16-40 year old male demographic. They hope guys will learn to associate the company’s automobiles with horniness, so they will go out and buy them. Fuckers… why they can’t just associate horniess with big black boots like fine, upstanding, citizens.
Chris
Randy Randall Age 42
Bunker Hill Race Distribution
Okay, so this survey does have some degree of error. Like…people might be multi-racial or maybe I was flat-out wrong in my observation. Anyway, here are the results for a twenty minute observational session of students at Bunker Hill Community College who walked passed me on the lower level.
BHCC Statement: Students of color comprise over 50% of student population.
My Observations
Total: 89 students
Black: 24 students (27%)
White: 36 students (40%)
Asian/Indian: 23 students (26%)
Hispanic: 6 students (7%)
My Conclusion: Students of color comprise 60% of student population.
Kids Like You & Me (KLYAM) 