All posts by G. Gordon Gritty

Song Review: “Heartbreaker”

Band: Girls
Release: 11/2010
Featured On: Broken Dreams Club EP

Comments: Listen to this song and you won’t confuse it for anybody other than Girls. Girls are Girls. They’ve got the suave bass lines, the jangly acoustic guitars, and even a little bit of piano thrown in the mix. This song is good stuff. “When I said that I loved you, honey, I knew that’d you break my heart” is typical Christopher Owens fare. Add a strong guitar solo at the 3/4 mark and you’ve got a real song in your ears. It’s not as amazing or heavy as “Lust for Life” or “Morning Light.” It’s more of a “Lauren Marie” type of tune.

Grade: A-

Free Download: http://www.truepanther.com/#/blog/girls-broken-dreams-club-ep-mp3
Acoustic Version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZGkq47iqB4&feature=related

Mark Sultan Live Vids!!!

FROM OCTOBER 2010 TOUR!
“Third Avenue” — a Sultan penned classic off The King Khan & BBQ Show’s 2009 Invisible Girl LP
“Beautiful Girl” — off Sultantic Verses (In the Red Records, 2007)
“I’ll Never Belong” — off The King Khan & BBQ Show’s 2006 LP What’s For Dinner

Notably:

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSsjngGRTvo
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsgaODJS7w8

Song of the Day: “Erase Me”

KiD CuDi, one of my favorite mainstreamers of the day, will be releasing his second LP Man on the Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager on November 9! If you search back in the archives, you’ll notice that I highly rated CuDi’s debut record. Great stuff. So maybe to the chagrin of many of KLYAM’s loyal followers, I am posting the music video to “Erase Me”! McLovin is in it, by the way.

Comedy CD Review: Words, Words, Words [2010]

 
Comedian: Bo Burnham
Release: October 19, 2010
Label: Comedy Central Records

Comments: Bo Burnham was just a suburban kid at one time. He did the average 16 year old thing: starred in school plays, earned high marks, and made YouTube videos. He did the YouTube thing quite well. His videos were (and still are) hilarious, entertaining, and offending. Bo, now a sophomore at New York University, proves that the road from YouTube celebrity to accomplished touring, record-deal holding comedian isn’t one well-traveled. On Words, Words, Words, there’s a fine mix of studio and live material; the latter was recorded during a one night stand at Carolines on Broadway in New York City. Bo starts the record off by mocking modern pop music on the first two tracks. Bo sings on “Words, Words, Words,” “I hate catchy choruses and I’m a hyppocrite” after rapping about Oedipus being the first mother fucker. Touche. “Oh Bo” is full of hooks and modern “pop” structural techniques — autotune, cheesy choruses, break-downs, triumphant bridges, and the like. The breakdown on that tune is particularly effective. Bo mouths, “My success is your success! I know you may be thinking ‘hey if you really believe that, why don’t you use some of your money to help rebuild the neighborhood instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski?'” but before Bo can answer them back, he jumps back into the silly chorus! “What’s Funny” features some of Bo’s best verses. “Fuck my life. I don’t fuck my wife. So fuck my wife and fuck my life…the radical feminists made my wife a man!” He humors himself with word play and advanced connections amongst people, places, and things and this brilliance alone make him one of the best in the game of musical comedy. “Men & Women” has Burnham comparing the two genders and coming up with some of the greatest shit you’ve never come up with! “Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love!” “Men are like Nazis because they both caused the Holocaust.” “Men and women. It’s black and white with an area of gray for hermaphrodites.” For prime examples of irony, check out the aptly titled “Ironic.” “I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle’s pull out couch!” is just one of the many. “Rant” is Bo’s diatribe on the subject matter of the Catholic Church. He runs through a description of the mass from the point of view of somebody listening to their iPod in the back pew before envisioning a church in which ” you can be a benedict if you’ve been a dick under benedict but you can’t have benedicts because there’s only one pope and only one dick.” Like statistics? “Theoretical Dick Jokes” is your track. “The average penis is 5.5 inches. And finally, the average penis length of a man who Googles “average penis length” is 3.5 inches.” Bo weighs in on being an artist on “Art is Dead”: ‘This show has got a budget/And all the poor people way more deserving /Of the money won’t budget. Cause I wanted my name in lights/When I could have fed a family of four/For forty fucking fortnights.” Finally, Bo proves he can do traditional stand-up as well! “What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.” Everyone has to hear Bo. Look him up on YouTube or go out and buy this CD. The kid’s the man.

Grade: A/A+

The Spits Read-Along Adventure

If you like to look at elementary school story books and listen to psychedelic rock in the background (at the same time!), you might just shit your pants because I’ve got the record (actually download…it will be available in major retail outlets in November) for you! It’s called Haunted Fang Castle and it is a free download over at Scion A/V Garage. Is Scion trying to make punx apart of their demographic? It’s up to you to decide. Either way, grab both the .pdf story and the mp3 folder. Set aside about thirty minutes and listen. People who document themselves listening to this and send the movie to klyamemail@gmail.com will receive a free life-time subscription to KLYAM. The choice is yours and yours alone.

Link to Haunted Fang Castle: http://www.scionav.com/music/scionavgarage/index.html#general6,19080323

Vice Guide To Film: Gaspar Noe

Who is Gaspar Noe?

Argentinian born, French filmmaker Gaspar Noe is the most notorious punk rock auteur in cinema today. His first two films, “I Stand Alone” and “Irreversible,” are fucked up punch-in-the-face film experiences that combine dark sex with dark violence. And drugs. Gaspar is, on paper and in practice, the perfect Vice director. A few months ago our friend Harmony Korine called us going on and on about Gaspar…

And you’re just going to have to click the link to watch the rest: http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-film–2/gaspar-noe-part-1-of-3–2


 

Film Review: The Town [2010]

Director: Ben Affleck
Release:
September 17, 2010

Comments: This is a good one. I’m decently familiar with Charlestown…did the Community College thing there for a semester, climbed the Bunker Hill Monument when I was twelve, etc…so I sort of knew what was up. It was nice to see MBTA stations, grimy bars, and the Town Florist. The bank robbers were characters that I felt like I know. It could have been the reasonably accurate Boston accents, but maybe it’s the dickhead, but nice guy “townie” psyche that brought me to that conclusion. For what it’s worth, the plot is great. Extremely fictional, but great. Again, my favorite aspect of the film was setting. Thumbs up for the Fenway Park scenes and even the scenes just outside of the Park itself…at the Howard Johnson, at the (no longer?) McDonalds on Boylston, etc.

Grade: A