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Review: Fagettes & Nice Guys @ Lilypad (2/14/14)

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Bands: Hallelujah the Hills, The Dazies, The Fagettes, Nice Guys
Date: Friday, February 14, 2014
Venue: Lilypad (Cambridge, MA)

Nice Guys – NICE GUYS! These Nice fucking Guys right here. And they truly are nice guys, that’s not a misnomer. It’s like you tell your buddy, hey you’re going to like this dude, he’s a nice guy, he’s a goodfella.

Christ,  if you haven’t heard the Nice Guys by now, I don’t know where the hell you’ve been man.  I’m going to break my fucking back, digging you out of that hole you’ve been in these last couple years. You missed out on boxforts, 420 John Freeman parties, and many a Jamaican Vacation. But, it’s okay dawg, your time has come. We’re going to make it through this. That’s what this is all about, it’s supposed to be a catharsis. It’s Friday night, it’s Valentines’ Day (no wait, fuck that), and the Nice Guys are playing Jamaican Vacation.

I get that tingle, you know, when they announce that the next song is called “Jamaican Vacation.” Before they even play, I’m getting a little stiff. I tell my erect buddy to STAY DOWN! STAY DOWN! Let’s not make a scene. Boy, my folks must be real proud right now. “Son, I love when you freeze your reviews to stop and talk to your dick. I’m so proud of you honey!” There’s love in the air. My love for the Nice Guys stretches far and wide. You can hear the smash hit “Jamaican Vacation” and it’s cannabis reeking  chum “Medical Envy” on a Splifft 7″ with fellow chart toppers Miami Doritos. You can order one here from KLYAM Records: http://klyam.bigcartel.com/product/nice-guys-miami-doritos-splifft-7  Do iT!

The Fagettes – After the Nice Guys set, I step outside for a bit, but not for too long, because within just a few moments my ears are dancing to the sweet, serene sounds of The Fagettes’ “When I’m With You – a tune I have been dying to hear live from the group 4eva.   Tis  in my top two favorite Fagettes numbers (special points for whoever guesses what my favorite Gettes song is. Hint: it’s also a live rarity). “When I’m With You” showcases the band’s softer side and brings to mind Beat Happening and early Best Coast, particularly in Melanie’s vocals. Seriously, it’s a live rarity, so as soon as I hear them playing I have to rush right in to the packed Lilypad space. Before me lies a series of bodies shaking, rocking, and sipping on their PBRs.

For this set, Jake Nice Guy joins the band on bass, reprising his role as a March 2013 Nice Guys/Fagettes Beast  Coast Tour champion. Way to go Jake. I’m positive you’re little Valentine’s Day mailbox was always overflowing with Secret Admirers.

Another stand out for me tonight is “You’re Destroying Me,” which features Ryan and Melanie rocking out with the crowd. I think it’s the set closer? Ahh PBR, you’re destroying me.

Check out Fagettes here: http://thefagettes.bandcamp.com/

The Dazies and Hallelujah the Hills also played on this fine evening of local rock ‘n’ roll music. Alas, we did not see them play :(.

Review: Dylan Ewen & The Sulk Scouts @ Craft House (2/8/14)

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Bands: Indian Twin, Life Size Maps, Dylan Ewen & The Sulk Scouts
Date: Saturday, February 8, 2014
Venue: Craft House (Medford, MA)

Dylan Ewen & The Sulk Scouts – It’s great to be back in the Craft House/Crab Haus, fuck it whatever you wish to call it, it’s swell. It sure as hell beats the cold outside, beats it right off. My balls are about to freeze into ice, ice, ice baby where am I going with this? There’s heat inside the haus, warmth – both physical and emotional. Me, my frozen testicles, and a case of PBR pop a squat upfront for the The Sulk Scouts.

I’ve seen my man Dylan Ewen a few times now in various incarnations, but this is my introduction to the Sulk Scouts, a girl group that plays with Dylan Ewen (vocals/guitar) and D. Ewen reg, Chris Geller on drums. The girls’ vocals are really sweet and smooth, they harmonize well. The vocals bounce off Dylan’s in a fun way and mixed with Chris’ drums the band has a sunny, day at the beach vibe to them. Gimmie a fucking hot chocolate and put an end to this miserable winter already! Sulk Scouts will suffice.

A couple of days ago, I saw a show at Agganis Arena and while I enjoyed most of the music itself, the experience just seemed so foreign to me. With this performance, I am glad to be back to my usual environment. I don’t want to say comfort zone, because those are no fun! Anywho, it’s a real pleasure to see some kids play in a living room and just have fun with the music. Not take themselves too seriously. That’s the attitude. It’s quirky, it’s  sexy, but above all it’s FUN. The crowd gets it as some light, playful moshing consumes the Craft House space.

This set is filled with buses, horses, tuff girls, and handcuffs, but my favorite part is when The Sulk Scouts cover Girls’ signature song “Lust For Life.” The harmonies I spoke of earlier are exceptional in this instance. Shit brings me back to 2009 when I first heard and loved this song and so did you. Come on, you mean you didn’t blast “Lust For Life” and dance around in your underwear with a pizza and a bottle of wine? Damn,  was it just me?!

Dylan’s a pimp.

Set-List:
“The Bus Song”
“Us Girls Got It Tuff”
“Cool Party”
“Lust For Life” (Girls cover)
“Horses Are Better”
“Forgot How to Have Fun”
“Handcuffs”
“Girlfriend”
“Fkuu Me”

Life Size Maps – Yeah, this just ain’t my thing at all. I hated it actually. Just not my thing.

Indian Twin – Damn, now these guys sounded more to my liking, but I only hear a few tunes before it’s time to depart to catch that nasty train. Next time!

Nice Guys/Miami Doritos Splifft 7″ Available Now For Pre-Order

Nice 7
Hey kids, don’t mean to interrupt your hardcore partying at this hour, I know you already lose an hour of partying tonight anyway, so I’ll keep this short and sweet. Allston, Massachusetts’ finest Nice Guys & Miami Doritos have teamed up for four chart toppin’ hits on this brand spankin’ new 7″ available NOW for pre order from KLYAM Records. Two bands. Four Songs. 1 record. For you. Sludge, Sleaze, and Seven Inches. ORDER NOW http://klyam.bigcartel.com/product/nice-guys-miami-doritos-splifft-7 What are you waiting for?

Catch the Nice Guys and Miami Doritos on tour at the dates below:

MAR 10: CHAPEL HILL, NC: @ NIGHTLIGHT
MAR 12: ARLINGTON, VA: @ CD CELLAR
MAR 13: BALTIMORE, MD: @ HOLY FRIJOLES
MAR 14: PHILLY, PA: @ THE NUTHOUSE
https://www.facebook.com/events/735555776462976/
MAR 17: CAMBRIDGE, MA: @ CHARLIE’s KITCHEN
https://www.facebook.com/events/270876093070612/

Review: Arctic Monkeys, Deerhunter, The Orwells @ Agganis Arena (2/6/14)

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Photo of Deerhunter from Last FM
Bands: Arctic Monkeys, Deerhunter, The Orwells
Date: Thursday, February 6, 2014
Venue: Agganis Arena (Boston, MA)
This here is a very peculiar bill. We have three very different bands from three very different eras of my life. Arctic Monkeys – I first came across in high school, 2006 to be exact, when they flooded the radio with their big rock song “I Bet That You Look Good On the Dance Floor.” At the time, I listened to very little contemporary music, so this gave me hope for the future. Deerhunter –  a band I first heard in 2009, well after they had become fixtures in the world of indie rock hype blah blah blah. The fact that I hadn’t even heard of them at the time goes to show you how I didn’t really pay attention to modern music for the longest time. Throughout college, Deerhunter became a big part of my musical ingestion and they have stuck to me ever since. The Orwells – With these dudes it’s a bit different. I first heard them in late 2010/early 2011 and I’m not going to act all OG here, cause really that sort of shit is useless. But, I will say it has been a pleasant experience watching a favorite band, barely known even in their own state (Illinois), rise through the ranks to become a somewhat recognizable figure in the current music ‘scene.’

When I think of these three bands I think of how much music has changed for me over the years and at the same time how much it has stayed the same. For the past ten years and especially in the last five years I have  made it a point to see as many shows as I possibly can and as time has gone by,  the venues and the bands playing these venues have slowly gotten smaller. So, seeing a show at the Agganis Arena is a little out of the ordinary for me, since 90% of the shows I attend now are in tiny bars, art galleries, or basements. AN ARENA?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MONSTROSITY BEFORE ME?!!! It does feel like I am attending some sort of sporting event and not a rock ‘n’ roll show. The vibes are all thrown off. I feel like I’m in a quasi prison with the security guards standing  tall as some fucked KGB! It just throws me all over the place.  Yet, to totally negate all of that, I’m sitting on my ass crunching on chicken fingers and fries, wetting my whistle, and best of all catching a few bands that have touched me in more ways than one throughout my life AND I’m not in the nosebleeds, I can see the entire show pretty well. So, I’ll quit my bitching.

The Orwells – I’m proud of these dudes for making it as far as they have and I wish them all  the best in the rest of their careers. You start off one day playing in your garage and then not too long afterwards, you’re suddenly playing on a big ass arena stage, opening up for Arctic Monkeys and Deerhunter (“the best band in America” according to Baby Chuck, right on bro). Crazy.

The Orwells do their best to wake up the crowd of stiffs in front of them, but not much seems to work. It’s okay, they are all waiting in anticipation for Arctic Monkeys and that’s fair, that’s who they paid to see. Though, I am positive that Chicago’s finest charmed at least a few of the kids. They got me haha. Out of all the bands, I think Orwells are the best and in particular, frontman Mario steals the show. He has a “don’t give a fuck” attitude to him. He’s not really doing anything tremendously rebellious or radical, but see that’s the thing. He doesn’t care. He has charisma, a great voice, and he falls down often. That’s my favorite part. It’s a performance, it’s entertainment, this is rock ‘n’ roll after all. Needless to say, he’s got personality that makes him stick out from the rest of the lot.

As far as the tunes go, I’ve covered them before and I’m sure I’ll cover them all again as I see the band in a sweet SIGNIFICANTLY smaller spot tonight (March 4th) at Great Scott!

Deerhunter – Few bands have fucked with me the way Deerhunter has plowed through my subconsciousness. But, this isn’t their night. This isn’t their crowd. As much as I love the drone, that fucking thud that is Deerhunter live, it isn’t the best I’ve seen from the crew. Like I said though, this isn’t their crowd and Deerhunter knows this. So, I don’t blame them for playing a shorter set. They play 6-8 songs consisting of cuts from their last two albums, Monomania (2013) and Halcyon Digest (2010) as well as Rainwater Cassette Exchange a song off the underrated EP of the same name, the very one that got me hooked on these Atlantans in the first place.

Arctic Monkeys – I’ve never seen so many screaming teenage girls at a concert before. Arctic Monkeys, you take the cake.  You see where my mind goes….  anyway they see/hear something I don’t (as do their male counterparts). It’s odd, with this performance, I realize how much my opinion of this band has changed. I still dig them and this isn’t a bad performance, but I just can’t get into it with the exceptions of a few songs (“I Bet That You Look Good On the Dance Floor,” “Cornerstone,” “Fluorescent Adolescent”). I am realizing that my days with the big rock spectacle are for the most part over. It’s not so much the band that has changed (though they do appear to have gotten a little bit more commercial), it’s me. I’m just not into the big rock star thing. It’s like there’s this huge divide between the ENORMOUS PERFORMERS  on stage and there’s the puny, little crowd members that go berserk when lights flash on them or when they get to hold their cell phones up to act as lighters for the soft tunes. Ahh, I still like you Arctic Monkeys, but it’s not the same. It’s not you, it’s me.

ATLANTIC THRILLS U.S. TOUR!

Thrills Tour
Atlantic Thrills are leaving their home state of Rhode Island to exploe the US of A  on tour in support of their debut self-titled LP on Almost Ready Records. The Thrillz have toured before, but this here is a mega tour. One month of  punk slime and psychedelic sauce. Eat up.

Tour Dates:
Tue March 4th – Brooklyn, NY at Don Pedro w/ The Rats, Living Kills, + Heavy Birds
Wed March 5th – Baltimore, MD at Gold Bar w/ Sal Bando + The Set Up
Thur March 6th – Richmond VA at Strange Matter w/ The Ar-kaics + Dirty Fences
Fri March 7th – Asheville, NC at Mothlight w Psychic Teens and The Shine Brothers
Sat March 8th – Murfreesboro, TN at Wall st w The Whistle Pigs
Sun March 9th – Memphis, TN
Mon March 10th – Denton, TX w/ The Neighbors
Tues March 11th-Sat March 15th – SXSW – Austin, TX
Sun March 16th – Las Cruces, NM at The Trainyard
Mon March 17th – Tucson, AZ at District Tavern w/ Resonars, Dead Ghosts, Boogarins(Brazil), + dune rats(Australia)
Tue March 18th – San Diego, CA
Wed March 19th – Los Angeles, CA w/ L.A. Drugs
Thur March 20th – San Francisco, CA at The Hemlock w/ The Nubs
Fri March 21st – Oakland, CA w/ The Nubs
Sat March 22nd – Davis, CA at Robot Rocket Residence w/ 2014 (scott miller of nar, bananas etc)
Sun March 23rd – Medford, OR at Johnny B’s
Mon March 24th – Portland, OR at East End w Thee Four Teens + Mean Jeans
Tue March 25th – Seattle, WA at the 2 Bit w/ Branden Daniel and The Chics
Wed March 26th – Spokane, WA at Mootsy’s w Primal Shakes & TBD
Thur March 27th – Missoula, MT at ZACC Below – Martyfest 2 w/ Iron Chic
Fri March 28th – Day Off
Sat March 29th – Fargo, ND
Sun March 30th – Minneapolis, MN at Palmer’s w/ Cozy + Hot Rash
Mon. March 31st – Milwaukee, WI at Center st Free Space w/ Peach Kelli Pop, Bored Games, and Joust
Tue. April 1st – Chicago, IL
Wed April 2nd – Detroit, MI at PJs Lager House w/ Roman Gabriel Todd’s The Beast Rising Up Out Of The Sea
Thur April 3rd – Cleveland, OH at Now That’s Class w/ Swirly In The Fryer + Teen Vomit
Fri April 4th – Columbus, OH at Cafe Bourbon St. w/ Red Feathers + Day Creeper
Sat April 5th – Pittsburgh, PA at Gooski’s
Sun April 6th -Philadelphia, PA w/ Abandos

You can pick up the band’s album and 7″ here: www.almostreadyrecords.com or better yet grab em’ at a show when they come through to your town!

Nice Guys & Miami Doritos Friends of the Road Tour!

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Nice Guys and Miami Doritos destroyed last night’s tour kick off at Thieves Grotto in Boston, now they are coming for the rest of youuuuu… watch out America!
MAR 01: SYRACUSE, NY:@ HOUSE SHOW
MAR 03: DETROIT, MI:@ Jumbo’s Bar
https://www.facebook.com/events/1444439372440520
MAR 04: CHICAGO, IL: @ WALLY’S WORLD
MAR 05: ST. LOUIS, MO. @ PLUSH
MAR 06: MEMPHIS, TN: Lamplighter
MAR 07: NASHVILLE
MAR 08: KENTUCKY
MAR 09: ASHEVILLE, NC
MAR 10: CHAPEL HILL, NC: @ NIGHTLIGHT
MAR 12: ARLINGTON, VA: @ CD CELLAR
MAR 13: BALTIMORE, MD: @ HOLY FRIJOLES
MAR 14: PHILLY, PA: @ THE NUTHOUSE
https://www.facebook.com/events/735555776462976/
MAR 17: CAMBRIDGE, MA: @ CHARLIE’s KITCHEN
https://www.facebook.com/events/270876093070612/
At all of the above shows you can pick up the brand spankin’ new Nice Guys/Miami Doritos Splifft 7″, the second release from KLYAM Records. Damn straight. They will also be available through the KLYAM online store very shortly. Stay tuned.

LP Review: GYMSHORTS – No Backsies

Gymshorts
When I think of the word(s) GYMSHORTS I’m immediately sent back to seventh grade PE – sweaty balls, field hockey, and boys shoving lacrosse sticks up each other’s asses. Puberty is a strange time. I alleviated most of my confusions  and frustrations with music. I listened to the Ramones and Sex Pistols, while the bullies listened to Simple Plan and Sum 41 (losers!) Look at me now, I turned out just fine, writing about rock ‘n’ roll bands like Providence, RI’s own GYMSHORTS. These GYMSHORTS do in fact bring me back to my angst filled teen years, but this time it’s actually fun!

GYMSHORTS fit into what we’re into in the KLYAM “punk slime all of the time” universe. We didn’t just say punk slime 80% of the time, punk slime when you feel like it, no, all of the time. I think these shorts get it. They hang ten on tsunamis, bust balls, stay out late, get high, rob banks, and kill their parents. They lean towards that nasty side of the garage spectrum, a spectrum/genre that has become a large part of New England music. While Atlantic Thrills take care of the fuzzy bubblegum pop, Ravi Shavi shakes your soul, kids like New Highway Hymnal and TeleVibes scrape through your brain with their blistering psych noise, GYMSHORTS continue the garage trend that Nice Guys and Miami Doritos have embodied – scummy, surly stoner rock that doesn’t give a fuck if you care about them or not. “I Wanna get highhhh and I wanna get stonedddd” See, I didn’t even know there was a difference.

No Backsies! – ohh yeah that’s the name of the album, in case you can’t read headliners – is a nine song, consistent kick in the ass, a barrage of surfy, screeching garage skunk. The music isn’t pretty or easy on the ears in any way, but it’s also not noise either. The band has their shit together, they aren’t falling apart or tripping over each other, or whatever. Perhaps, they decided to save the brown acid for another day.

GYMSHORTS aren’t doing anything revolutionary here, but who is? Some dude somewhere with a lacrosse stick up his ass doing a handstand and singing the blues. The miserable blues. And that brings me to my last point before I fucking crash. I want to go out on a strong note, I understand we all have lives outside of my ‘reviews’, I’m a professional.

MY POINT about GYMSHORTS  and the ‘garage’ tag that gets slapped on their asses is that this music, despite all it’s angst and anger (the very kind I shared as a child), and lurid subject matter, it is ultimately fun and entertaining and that’s what good rock ‘n’ roll should be.There’s not enough time to be miserable and depressed, wondering why that little squeeze from down the street isn’t fucking you. This is time you could spend learning how to play pool, until you become the greatest pool player of all time, so much so that there are now lines of people waiting to fuck you that are so long that they begin all the way down the street at that little squeeze’s door step. And on the jukebox they will be blasting GYMSHORTS – “I WANT TO GO TO BEDDDDD!!!” Me too. Goodnight!

“I used to hate the smell of sweaty ball Gymshorts in the morning, now it’s the smell of victory!” – Matthew 19:19… HEY MOM, HEY DAD! THE GYMSHORTS ARE GOING ON TOUR. HOLY FUCK! NO WAYYYY…

Gymshorts tour
Tour with Vulture Shit. Check it all out here including their stop at SXSW https://www.facebook.com/events/219222644932963/

MIAMI DORITOS Live On WZBC 90.3 TONIGHT!

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KLYAM Records’ own MIAMI DORITOS – the Miami Doreets, we’ll be in your very stereo or speakers this afternoon at 5 PM on one of the illest radio stations Boston has to offer. Check it out: http://wzbc.org/index.html#listen
Following the show you can catch the band live at Thieves Grotto for their tour kick off show w/ Nice Guys! Fascistbook page: https://www.facebook.com/events/220279291508616/?ref_newsfeed_story_type=regular

If you don’t reside in the Boston area, you may just be in luck, cause both bands are heading out on a two week U.S TOUR starting tonight. Check the dates here: https://www.facebook.com/events/260378950794102

Lastly, I know I know more linkz up yer ass, but you’ll thank me later. The Nice Guys/Miami Doritos Splifft 7″ (KLYAM-002) will be available at all of these shows! The record will also be available  through our online store VERY SOON, we’ll keep you posted. https://miamidoritos.bandcamp.com/album/splifft-7

FREE PIZZA NEW VIDEO & TOUR W/ DESIGNER!


Shit, I don’t think a work of art has made me want to drink so badddd since Dazed and Confused! Watch the epic onslaught of 40s in the music video above for Free Pizza’s  latest single “Boston, MA” an ode to our fair city. Then catch em’ on tour with fellow Bostonians Designer in March including a stop at SXSW. Full-Length comes out on BUFU Records on March 8th.

Free Designer

Band Recommendation: The Panduhs

The Panduhs

The Panduhs fuck. Fuck it, these panduhs don’t give a fuck if you are feeling blue or if you’ve had a bad day. No, they are going to keep rockin’ and rollin’ in their own little Panduh way. They exist in their own Panduh world. A world fixed on marshmellow pop, Hunxian hooks, and straight up rock ‘n’ roll that celebrates the oldies as well as the modern age. If you dig Beach Boys, Magic Kids, or Peach Kelli Pop you should dig the Panduhs or else. Or else I will track you DOWN. Just listen to the group’s song “When I Grow Up,” in all its Barbara Anne esque glory. A friend of mine said that these songs rub him the wrong way. And that’s just it. I want music to rub me the wrong way, as long as I’m getting rubbed, that’s all that matters. It doesn’t matter if it’s wrong, if I’m getting rubbed (if I’m feeling the magic) then it’s always right.

Let  The Panduhs rub you all over here: http://thepanduhs.bandcamp.com/