Category Archives: King Khan

Add KhanWood Clarke To King’s Long List of Bands

Who? KhanWood Clarke. King KHAN, Sean WOOD [Spits], and Jeff CLARKE [Demon’s Claws]
What? A MoonStudio production. The joys of having your own studio. Old country music, a bit like when Nobunny picks up the acoustic
When?
 Sort of now, but the folks above need $$$ to get Wood to
Where? Berlin
Why? ‘Cause

If you take a listen to “Dirtiest Girl” (a demo), you will be greeted to fine lyrics as:

everyone knows you're the dirtiest girl in town
that you fucked every guy for sixty five miles around
but sugar you know I know my night at all
'cause it's always back to me that you seem to crawl

well every guy in town seems to know you're always at the bar
no matter which day of the week it seems to be
but after you wake up in some strange room on the other side of town
i know you'll always be coming back home to me

well i don't mind that you're a little pig around town
i don't mind at all if you like to sleep around
as long as you're home for breakfast, i don't mind at all

whiskey bottle, empty on the back seat of the car
where'd you sleep last night, I don't even want to know
as long as you're home for breakfast, i don't mind at all

“Indian men are built like brick shit houses and fuck like snakes” ends another sure to be classic, the demo “Old Gunga Din

New Mark Sultan Records/Other Stuff

You’re better off going straight to Mark’s website to read his recent most post: http://marksultan.com/. For a recap, though:

– The KK&BBQ Show played a show together and plan on recording a 7″.
– Mark has two new albums coming on In The Red: Whatever I Want and Whenever I Want
Mark is doing a split 7″ with Black Lips on HoZac and his own release on Sultan Records.
– Playing in June.

My Totally Badass Mix

1) Atlas Sound-Artifical Snow-
2) Abba- Waterloo
3) Tandoori Knights- Into Her Arms
4) BBQ- Threw My Girl a Party
5) Dum Dum Girls- Blank Girl
6) The Barbaras- Heaven Hangs
7) The Beets- Broken English
8) GG Allin- I want to Kill You
9) GG- I Wanna Fuck Myself
10) Natural Child- Crack Mountain
11) Vomit Squad- Burning Beezzlebub
12) Fear- I Don’t Care About You
13) Fear- New York’s Alright…
14) Johnny Cash and June Carter- Time’s a Wastin’
15) Maine Coons- Inside You
16) Maine Coons – How Long…
17) White Wires- Girl Girly Girly
18) Wavves- Wavves
19) Wavves- Friends Were Gone
20) Antsy Pants (kimya dawson)- Tree Hugger
21) Adam Green- What Makes Him Act So Bad
22) Girlfriends- Good to Be True
23) Hunx- Too Young to Be In Love (old version)
24) Black Lips- Go Out and Get It
25) Jay Reatard- You Get No Love
26) Lost Sounds- Memphis Is Dead
27) Glassjaw- You Think You’re John Fucking Lennon
28) Atlas Sound- Atlas Shrugged
29) Ohio Players- Love Rollercoaster
30) Nation Of Ulysses- Spectra Sonic Sound
31) Dum Dum Girls- Bang Bang, I’m a Burnout
32) DDG- Jail La La
33) Funstix- Funstix Party
34) Whitest Kids You Know- Hitler Rap
35) GG Allin- Expose Yourself to Kids
36) Ramones- Chinese Rocks
37) Girlfriends- I Was Here, But I Disappear

Not all titles may be correct (I got kinda lazy here), but I just made up this wonderful playlist of completely random, but highly impressionable and catchy ditties. A fun way to procrastinate I suppose.

Feliz Navidad From Tandoori Knights/CD Review

Bloodshot Bill and King Khan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJMmEw2Hx-w&feature=player_embedded#!
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Title:
Curry Up, It’s The Tandoori Knights
Release: 11/2010
Label: Norton Records

1. “Pretty Please” – B+
2. “Bucketful” – B-
3. “Roam The Land” – B-
4. “Tandoori Party” – B-
5. “Books and Ribs” – B-
6. “Bandstand” – B+
7. “Big Belly Giant” – B
8. “Into Her Arms” – B+
9. “Dress On” – B-
10. “Lovers Moon” – B-
11. “Brown Trash” – B-
12. “Beauty and The Feast” – B-

Comments: About time for a review of this record, which is surely something else. The story is warm one: rockabilly Indo-Canadian Bloodshot Bill gets together with fellow Indo-Canadian, garage/punk/soul master Arish King Khan and they decide to make a record. They could’ve stuck to a traditional script that utilized the best of both worlds as Bill and multi-talented kingpin Mark Sultan did when they got together and recorded The Ding-Dongs. Curry Up sounds like a natural export of Hindustan, at least as soon as the guitar begins on “Pretty Please”. Bill takes the lead vocals on pretty much all of the tracks, which kind of makes this sound pretty Bloodshot Bill-esque. Bill’s vocal flexibility and plethora of musical skill means that he can pull something like this off pretty well. King is heard sparsely on this record, which is disappointing as a bigger King fan. These songs are quite humorous, making me think I probably shouldn’t take this record too seriously! As a cheesy one-off, it is what it is. At the apex of funniness is probably “Into Her Arms,” a tale of falling into the octo-arms of some nice Indian lady. What’s the purpose of the eight arms? Well, “one to whore me, one to score me, two to spank me, four to thank me!”

Grade: B/B- 

KLYAMER Shuffle: Chris

I put my ipod on shuffle and here’s what exploded on the screen:

The Replacements- Can’t Hardly Wait

Nobunny- It’s True

The Almighty Defenders- Death Cult Soup N’ Salad

Bill Hicks- My Parents

Incubus- New Skin

Bloodshot Bill- Ring the Bell

Tool- Forty Six & Two

Frank Zappa- Muffin Man

The Doors- Alabama Song

Black Lips- Let It Grow

Black Lips Juvenile! (studio version)