Category Archives: Punk

Black Jaspers: King Khan’s Badass Punk Band!

Nice! King Khan always has awesome side projects going on. Black Jaspers consists of Khan and Jasper Hood of the Moorat Fingers and they have been kicking it since 2001.

Black Jaspers declare:
“WE ARE YOUR WORST WAKING NIGHTMARE FOR WE ARE YOUR REFLECTION.YOUR PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY FREED FROM THE ATTIC OF YOUR NARCISSISTIC SELF LOATHING, PARADING PROUDLY THROUGH THE GHETTOS OF YOUR SNIVELLING HYPOCRITICAL EMPIRE.WE ARE THE TRULY BEAUTIFUL FOR WE ARE YOUR DESIRES AND FOR THAT YOU FEAR,LOATH AND ENVY US.WE LAUGH AT YOUR PIOUS FAKE PITY AS THE TIDE OF MINDLESS,GUILT RIDDEN BANALITY REJECTS US AS IT ALWAYS HAS AND WILL.FORCED FROM A WORLD THAT CANNOT FACE ITSELF WE RISE TO THE SURFACE. WE LOOK DOWN UPON YOU.WE ARE THE ETERNAL ARISTOCRACY,THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF OBLIVIOUS PLEASURE .WE FEAR NOTHING AS WE DRAIN EVERY LAST DROP OF DELICIOUS NECTAR FROM THE BOTTOMLESS WELL OF EXISTANCE.WE WILL NEVER DIE FOR WE ARE YOUR SOULS UNLEASHED.EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE ONLY GIVES US STRENGHTH.WE ARE THE MAGGOT INFESTED BIRTHDAY CAKE,THE SYPHILITIC BEAUTY QUEEN,THE TOWERING PALACE OF THE ABANDONED SKYSCRAPER.WE ARE EVERYWHERE.WE ARE THE SHADOWS.WE ARE EVERYTHING YOU LONG TO BE BUT FOR YOUR OWN SELF IMPOSED ANGST.WE ARE YOUR FACE MIRRORED IN THE WINDOW OF YOUR CELL.
WE ARE THE SCUM OF THE MOON.”

MARK SULTAN HITTING UP PA’S LOUNGE (5/12)!

As you all should know by now Mark Sultan’s “War On Rock ‘n’ Roll Tour” is coming up this spring and until recently a venue had not been announced for Boston. Well, you’re in luck Bostonian Mark Sultan fans, because the master himself is playing PA’s Lounge in Somerville, MA on Saturday, May 12! If you like good old, no bullshit, Rock and Roll, come out to the show, you won’t be dissapointed.

Below is a link to the tour facebook page, where you can see all the tour dates.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/events/348861051820746/

Enter Nig Heist…

Y’all punkers love Black Flag, right? Well you must check out Black Flag’s roadie, Mugger’s band, Nig Heist, which often opened for Black Flag in the 80s. Here’s a great interview from Vice with Mugger.
http://www.vice.com/read/mugger-nig-heist– “Scoring a Three With Mugger” By Richie Charles

Find out Mugger’s tips on picking up girls at shows

 

This band always reminds me of junior year of high school.

Review: New Highway Hymnal (Lowell 7″ Release Show)@ Dirty Douglas (2/17/12)

Travis drums
Photo taken by Paul Gaughran

Artists: New Highway Hymnal, Big Mess, Dirty Virgins, BTSS
Date: Friday, 2/17/12
Venue: Dirty Douglas (Lowell, MA)
Comments:
For starters, I hate the term “concert review,” and I see these write ups more as show documentations, but that just sounds stupid. More importantly, I still use the term “concert review,” because I do not distinguish these shows from any other musical performances I would see, at least in terms of quality. I remember one time at a Douglas show, some kid said he usually just goes to shows because it is something to do, and most bands he sees are not that great. There’s nothing wrong with attending these shows just for the kicks, not at all, but I have to totally disagree when it comes to the quality of the bands, and everything else for that matter. I cannot really think of a time when I walked away from a basement show feeling dissapointed, not to say my mind is always blown. But, for me it is more than just “something to do,” and this night is a great exmple of what I mean. Before the show, as I am taking a quick perusal at the merch table, I overhear Travis, drummer for NHH (and overall awesome dude) telling a friend that there is a pretty cool scene here. He jokingly says, ” It’s better than Allston.” I concur.
“Yeah, it’s better than Allston!”
“We’re from Allston.”
“Ohh. Allston’s cool too.” Haha, I actually have enjoyed the few basement shows I have seen in Allston, but I do find Lowell to be superior. I don’t know if it’s the bands themselves, the sound, the merch table, or the ubiquitous DIRTY DOUGLAS sign hanging behind each band as they play. Whatever it is, there’s more of an energy and character to the place, making it perfect for a New Highway Hymnal 7″ Release Show. Before NHH plays, three unique, entertaing opening acts get the crowd rockin’ and rollin, including one of my favorites, Big Mess.
Act I: Between Tall Saints and Sinners (BTSS)- I’m curious just how tall are these Saints? I’m a short guy, but I think I could take them on, being a sinner myself. BTSS is actually just one man, a very talented young man named Brad from Bennington, VT. Brad opens the show on a very serious note: “I just want to say RIP to Whisty Houston, one of the greatest black comedians of all time.” Of course, we will also miss Whisty’s groundbreaking comedy. Besides being a comedian of sorts himself, Brad plays guitar, keyboards, and makes heavy use of loops. The music isn’t conventional, but it is pretty interesting, sometimes it’s just really solemn and hard for me to get into, and then in a matter of seconds I’ll hear something that really draws me into the song. In a way though it just felt like one big collection of songs instead of one song; one long psychedelic experience, with songs simply seaming into each other. At some points, the crowd didn’t really know whether they should appalud or not. It made the moment somewhat awkward, but it totally fit and almost felt right. BTSS just seems like awkward music to begin with. Overall, I enjoyed the music very much, but I spent most of the set wondering why there was a vhs copy of When Harry Met Sally sitting on his amp. It kept me curious the whole time and then suddenly Brad picked up the video, hucked the cover into the crowd and began to rape both Harry and Sally with his guitar, just playing his gutiar with the damn thing, it was great! I have never seen anyone play the guitar with a vhs tape. I’ve seen guys play the gutiar with their teeth, forks, drum sticks, and yes I’ve even seen some guys play with their penises. But for BTSS, vhs tapes do the trick and after abusing Harry and Sally with his axe, he let the kids dish out the rest of the damage, smashing the tape to smithereens. A fabulous ending indeed, a forecast for the wonderful, chaotic endings that would occur later in the evening. I hope to see Mr. BTSS again. He seems like a nice dude, a real inspiration. If I choose a career as a Trash Humper, I would want this man to be my co-conspirator. We all have dreams.

http://betweentallsaintsandsinners.bandcamp.com/

Act II: Dirty Virgins–  I’m sure they get this all of time, but awesome band name! It goes without saying, but I’m going to say it anyway. Probably the best oxymoron I’ve ever heard. Is it an oxymoron? I suppose virgins could be dirty, at times they may actually be outright filthy. In any case, these guys are just as fun and odd as their moniker, playing noisy garage punk with definite psychedelic flavor. Fans of garage rock revival bands or those that are labeled such, especially those championed on this site will most likely enjoy Dirty Virgins.  http://dirtyvirgins.bandcamp.com/

Act III: Big Mess– Big Mess is the second best New England based band, or at least my second favorite. Who is number one? That’s a story for another review, right now Big Mess are the stars and as always they destroy it.  “The Hook,” is one of the finest openers I have ever heard and I always look forward to hearing it every time Big Mess hit the stage or floor. Nick Wiedeman and Josh Tracy deliver jostling guitar riffs, whilst Nick Egersheim bashes the drums, each hit is made to kill. When he smacks the drums the sound is nothing short of thrilling.  Big Mess are able to capture rock music at its barest, most stripped down state, cutting out all of the bullshit. Nick and Josh  rapidly swing their guitars around as they bust out driving groove after groove. The band is often loud and I love it, but some of my favorite moments are when the  volume slowly builds up like in Big Mess classics, “No Good Time” and “Gueule de Bois.” This is easily the best set I have seen from them. I can’t wait for the next show.  Check out their music here: http://bigmessma.bandcamp.com/album/big-mess

Act IV: New Highway Hymnal!–  The New Highway Hymnal have played several 7″ Release shows for their latest and greatest effort, “Blackened Hands,” but it is at the Dirty Douglas where the band feels most at home. The place is packed and everyone is ready to rock. I’ve never seen a crowd more engaged and energetic before at the Douglas, there is just an unbelivable feeling of triumphant and joy. NHH are sound performers, but what I find most appealing about their music is the way in which they are able to smoothly mix various genres of music into one form. I hear elements of The Doors (especially in the vocals), the noise experimentation of Sonic Youth, and garage music, where current bands like the Black Lips and Natural Child come to mind. With that being said, the band has definitely found their own style both on record and live; you can tell they play a lot just by their prescence alone. As the band finishes its last tune, the crowd goes wild and pandemonium ensues. Suddenly, the music ends and guitars are flung, mic stands fall down, and there is just one giant pig pile over Travis’s drum kit. One of the coolest endings I have ever seen!
Listen to NHH here: http://thenewhighwayhymnal.bandcamp.com/

New Cumstain- “Ghost Love” + Old OC Weekly Interview

Check it out! http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/12525886# “Ghost Love,” “Sippy Cup” (Rough mix), and “Smoker” (old demo) are provided at the above link. I think I actually dig the Smoker demo more than the final version. Either way, it’s all good.

Cumstain is one of the best bands going right now. It is one of my dreams to see them live some day!

I also just stumbled upon an old OC Weekly Interview/Article entitled, “Cum Stain Aim to Shock” (March 25, 2010) http://www.ocweekly.com/2010-03-25/music/locals-only-cum-stain/

Flashback: Monty Buckles Discusses Directing Classic Black Lips Vid “Fad” (2003)

Read the story behind everybody’s favorite music video, “Fad” from the Black Lips’s epic, eponnymous debut released in 2003.

http://www.mvwire.com/2004/06/09/monty-buckles-talks-about-directing-black-lips-fad/

Monty Buckles also  educates us on the rough day to day early Black Lips tour life: “I asked to him how much money he brought, keeping in mind it was going to be a week of shooting the video, and two weeks after that touring, followed by a couple extra days thereafter. He says to me, “Well huh I brought $40.00.” I was like, $40.00 for three weeks? What do you plan to spend on food? And he goes well a buck or two a day. So I said what happens if you run out of money? Oh we’ll eat out of dumpsters or beg for food. “-  Monty Buckles, “Monty Buckles Talks About Directing Black Lips “FAD” ” (June 9, 2004).  Music Video Wire- MVWire.com


 

Black Lips- “Something For Nothing” (Unreleased Oblivians Cover, 2005)

Yee! Apparently an Oblivians compilation entitled, “Static Party: A Tribute to The Oblivians” was set to be released in 2006, but it never happened. Recently, this track from that would be compilation has popped up and being both a fan of the lips and the Oblivians (especially the lips) so has my dick. In honor of that, here is the song “Something for Nothing.” You can tell there’s some Memphis flavor in there, but all and all it is typical early Lips material with its muddy production and shouts and screams and what have ya, which is always great. I love the sudden ending.

Band Recs: Dirty Virgins and Love Handles


Dirty Virgins– Sick band from “Allston Rock City” as they put it on their facebook page; they got the psych-garage punk slime deal down pat, definitely nice music to get busy to. I saw them at the Dirty Douglas a couple of weeks ago and it was a stellar set for sure. Oh and of course, one of the best band names of all time!
Here’s a link to their Band Camp page: http://dirtyvirgins.bandcamp.com/

and

Love Handles– West Palm Beach, Florida’s Love Handles follow in a similar vein with their own raw brand of psych punk, but they delve into the more demented side of the style. There’s certainly a stronger psychedelic feel and I hear elements of Syd Barrett era Floyd, The Mabuses, and even a little bit of Deerhunter. Here’s a link to their Sound Cloud Page: http://soundcloud.com/westpalmbeotch/love-handles-phony-folk-singer and http://soundcloud.com/westpalmbeotch/love-handles-gold-chain both can be found on the “HANDLED” 7″ released by West Palm Beotch.