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KLYAM Retirement Party!!!

Flyer by Simon Simard

The rumors are true! We are closing this chapter of the KLYAM book. Kids Like You & Me (KLYAM) is not over; we’ll still post on here, DJ, and who knows what else? Perhaps we’ll even come out of retirement one day! But, for now we’re calling it quits on the shows. It’s been a long, fun run, and I could give an explanation, but I won’t bore you!

A HUGE thanks to anyone who has supported us over the years. Can’t even begin to name all of you and I’ll save that for another post. Bands that have played our shows, venues that have hosted us, volunteers, supporters, our friends and family and anyone else!

This line-up is quite the doozy! We wanted to get a lot of our old faves over the years. Saturday, September 19 at Lou-Ann David Park in Somerville, MA! That’s located at 1060 Broadway, Somerville, MA.

Here’s a couple pics

The main show takes place at the park from 1-6. 12:30 doors! Show is free, but $5-15 suggested donation for the bands :)

The park show will be followed by an After Party at The Fifth Column. DM KLYAM for the address! 7 Doors, 8 show!

Set-Times (follow KLYAM on Instagram in case anything changes!):

Mickey Bliss – 1

Schooner – 1:30

MR – 2

Honey Cassette – 2:30

Pledge Pins – 3

Kremlin Bats – 3:30

The Swettes – 4

Andy California – 4:30

Nice Guys – 5

***AFTER PARTY!****

Healers Co. – 8

Noah Britton – 8:45

Gossip Collar – 9:30

G. Gordon Gritty – 10:15

Nervous Guys – 10:50

Let’s meet the players….

Mickey Bliss – Mr. Club Bohemia himself! The mastermind behind Hitman Records – Mickey released a batch of synth laced exquisite 45s in the early 80s. He never stopped rocking and in fact since the 60s he’s been playing Rock and Roll. He’s also booked countless bands for decades through his former Club Bohemia booking (where we first met him at Cambridge’s Cantab Lounge). We were even lucky enough to be Mickey’s backing band as Johnnie and the Foodmasters! Catch Mickey solo as he kicks off the fest! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27KOUN2Ox44&list=RD27KOUN2Ox44&start_radio=1

Schooner – Schooner are a big part of the Allston DIY scene and brining some much needed new blood to the party! Unlike the rest of us old heads! JK!

MR – MR is a legend! The King of New Bedford. He’s played in Picniclunch since 2009, a KLAM fave. No Wave. Noise Rock. We’re excited to have one of our oldest homies playing our party.

Honey Cassette – HC features Foodmaster Lindie and longtime homies Con Tex, Sam, and Paul! HC just dropped an EP Intermittent Bursts of Light. Brining some jangley Pop and College Rock vibes to the park! https://honeycassette.bandcamp.com/album/intermittent-bursts-of-light

Pledge Pins – A PLEDGE PIN AT YOUR RETIREMENT PARTY?!!! WHAT KIND OF A SICK BOOKER WOULD HAVE THE PLEDGE PINS PLAY THEIR MUSIC FESTIVAL?! The best damn party in town! That’s right, 60s Frat Rock Garage Punks Pledge Pins are playing the KLYAM Retirement Party! Tyler and Simon are Boston Punk vets from Hospital Rats to White Pages to Sticker Shock to Adult Learners and Puke Pisstols today. https://pledgepins.bandcamp.com/album/we-dont-mind-dancin

Kremlin Bats – We’ve known Jim since 2012 when we first caught him playing drums in Fat Creeps. Their EP was our first release on KLYAM Records. We also reissued his album “A Brief History of Slime.” Always fun, different, and inspiring in his countless projects over the years. Catch yer boy and a full band! https://kremlinbats.bandcamp.com/

The Swettes – The Swettes are reuniting!!!! A KLYAM fave. The Shaggs meets Paris Sisters with some Beat Happening in the family tree. Perfect for a first slow dance at the hop! https://theswettes.bandcamp.com/album/the-swettes

Andy California – Andy and Hilken and crew have been a big part of the KLYAM experience. If anyone is keeping Rock and Roll alive today it’s Andy. My favorite musician and performer! Also, check out Tunnel of Love, The Monsieurs, The Mardi Kings, and Puke Pisstols. Photo by Madison McConkey https://macchiorecords.bandcamp.com/

Nice Guys – We’ve booked this band more than anyone else we’ve booked (except our own bands haha) and seen them more than any other band. Over a 100 times! Hell, we even put out a split 45 with them and Miami Doritos. The flagship Allston basement Punk band of the 2010s. Couldn’t think of a better band to close out the KLYAM Stock! https://niceguys666.bandcamp.com/album/nice-guys-2

***AFTER PARTY!!!***

Healers Co. – Ambient Psychedelic Pop to soothe the soul. Will and Jack are OGs! Originally from Boston now in NY/ME glad to see them back in Allston Rock City. https://eternalclubhouse.bandcamp.com/album/legacy-collection

Noah Britton – Noah is one of our favorites and best friends. We met back in 2013 and have been enamored ever since! Seeing him, booking his bands, playing many shows together. Noah’s sets are equally beautiful and sad. And funny too. Unlike anything else we’ve ever experienced. https://noahbritton.bandcamp.com/music

Gossip Collar – GC are our favorite goth rockers and the perfect band as we enter spooky season. They just dropped their second LP Eaten of Worms! Featuring members of legendary Boston punks The Showcase Showdown, THE SPITZZ, and Secret Hearts! Photo by Stephan Scott. https://gossipcollar.bandcamp.com/album/eaten-of-worms

G. Gordon Gritty – Gritty is my co-conspirator! 17 years doing this shit! And wayyy beyond. We met as kids for real! Gritty and whole band (going over a decade now with a solid line-up) unleash a disorienting brand of Noise Rock that makes all other artists look like fakes! In the spirit of Garage Punk, Pop, and Rock and Roll, but Outsider Lounge music in the ears. Prepared to be annihilated! https://ggordongritty.bandcamp.com/

Nervous Guys – For folks who think Johnnie and the Foodmasters and G. Gordon are too artsy and intellectual. Gritty on guitar, Brian, on drums, and yours truly shouting. Initially an Icky Boyfriends tribute band and still sort of is with some other covers and antics. Rare Boston set. If you make it through to the end you are a sick fuck. https://ggordongritty.bandcamp.com/album/g-gordon-gritty-band-nervous-guys-split

Thanks for reading and any support! I will probably have some more posts about the KLYAM show throwing experience and shows in general. To be continued… For now, if you’re in the area, come party with us! – Chris

KLYAM Spring/Summer Program 2025

Announcing the KLYAM Summer Program -2025 edition.

SATURDAY MAY 31 @ PANOPTICON
*New Location, get in touch with us for address!*
1 PM START


SUNDAY JUNE 1 @ STATE PARK (CAMBRIDGE, MA)
KLYAM QUEER NIGHT – KLYAM & MOPHEAD DJ – MAE FLUX LIVE!
8 PM START

SATURDAY JULY 19 @ LINCOLN PARK (Somerville, MA)
SOMERVILLE UNDERGROUND POP ARTS & PERFORMANCE SHOWCASE
(SUPAPS)
Sponsored by the Somerville Arts Council
1 PM START


THURSDAY AUGUST 14 @ DEEP CUTS (Medford, MA)
JOHNNIE & THE FOODMASTERS 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
W/ KO QUEEN AND ELECTRIC STREET QUEENS

7 PM DOORS

CONFERENCE OF MUSICIANS – FEBRUARY 8 @ LILYPAD

KLYAM PRESENTS – THE CONFERENCE OF MUSICIANS

DATE: SATURDAY – FEBRUARY 1, 2025
LOCATION: LILYPAD, INMAN SQUARE, CAMBRIDGE, MASS
TIME: 7 PM to 10 PM
ALL AGES ARE WELCOME. NON-MUSICIANS ARE WELCOME!
COVER: $5 to 10, suggested sliding scale, NOTAFLOF!
free pizza will be provided, as supplies last

EVENT PURPOSE: Foster a discussion and ongoing dialogue (and action) regarding a number of topics that the Boston music scene, underground subcultures, and society at large.

7:30 PM – INTRODUCTION by KLYAM

7:35 – TOPICS & PROMPTS
I feel like I am a member of a local scene and community.
There are not enough venues in Boston/There are no good venues in Boston.
There is nowhere to play in Boston/It’s hard (or impossible) to get shows in Boston.
Shows go too late OR Shows end too early.
Ideal time for a show/What time should a show start? End?
3 band bill (or less!) vs 4 band bill (or more!)
The Boston music scene is divided. Agree/disagree? Cliquey/exclusive? How can we make the scene better?
How can we bring more people together?
I feel safe (or unsafe or both at different times) at shows/Is the Boston music scene toxic?
How can we make shows safer and/or more welcoming and inclusive for people? What are the pros and cons?
The Boston (and/or New England as a whole) music scene is diverse (agree or disagree).
How does it compare to other cities? Does it vary from scene to scene? The Boston music scene is not welcoming to minority groups (agree or disagree)?
The cost of living is too high here in Boston. Being an artist here is not sustainable. Better to be somewhere else? Yes or No. Why stay here? The touring band should get all of the money made at the door. Agree/disagree.
How much should be charged at a show? What are the factors?
I’d like to see more genres/styles or people from different pockets of the scene share bills? OR I’d like to see more bills that consist of the same/similar genres and people I know and/or are familiar.
What do you think will happen with the new Great Scott/O’Brien’s Pub?

9:10 – FINAL THOUGHTS:
What did we learn? Did we learn anything?! What shows/events/whatever are coming up next?! Where do we go from here?

9:25 – PV performs!!! Fun, noise rock/no wavers/never know what you’re going to get! Pelvic Floor superstars!






RAMA LAMA DING DONG COMING BACK TO O’BRIENS, SAT NOV 16

Announcing RAMA LAMA DING DONG 2024 – KLYAM’s biggest annual music event/party. SATURDAY NOVEMBER 16. 8 PM DOORS at O’BRIENS PUB in Allston.

FEELING FIGURES are coming down on tour from Montreal, Canada. Blew our minds recently at Gonerfest and just released a new record Everything Around You on K that’s received many well deserved accolades in the underground rock n roll universe.

K.O. QUEEN are it! In less than two years of existence, they’ve amassed a loyal following in the Boston underground. Hardcore heads a plenty for sure – but also pretty much everyone who has been lucky to catch them live. Brand new single out now.

ADULT LEARNERS – garage pop at its finest – driven by a sugary organ and a captivating rhythm section. KLYAM faves since they debuted a few years ago!

GIRL PLOWER – outsider electro pop duo from the Pelvic Floor collective – out of the basement and into the bar scene. watch out!

JOHNNIE AND THE FOODMASTERS – Back at O’Briens for the first time since The Best Show back in June – the sextet is nearing 10 years of destroying the oldies via ‘playful’ covers.

Get advance tix because this will sell out and we’d hate to see you out in the cold of Harvard Ave!
https://obrienspubboston.com/show/girl-power-adult-learners-k-o-queen-feeling-figures-johnnie-and-the-foodmasters/

KLYAM SUMMER SERIES IS BACK! – SAT JULY 6 @ LOU ANN DAVID PARK

WE’RE BACK! That’s right – Somerville’s favorite underground music series that takes place in various outdoor public parks – the KLYAM Summer Series!

SATURDAY JULY 6 @ LOU ANN DAVID PARK [1060 Broadway, Somerville]
2 PM to 6 PM – (Free, $5-15 suggested donation)

DEUCE CLUB – new two piece garage & punk band ft. Georgia (from Swettes) and River Cortes!

MICKEY BLISS (Solo) – ’80s synth punk legend turned Club Bohemia impresario – doing things solo!

ANGELA SAWYER – “Overly creative storyteller/comedian with a music background and a pathological fear of shitty eyewear” – straight from the source; pumped to finally have Angela on a summer show!

WEEKEND OBESITY – who knows really? Electronic adjacent sounds from our sound guy.

KLYAM HOLIDAY PARTY 2023 – MONDAY DECEMBER 18 @ THE SILHOUETTE (ALLSTON)

OUR LAST PARTY OF THE YEAR – THE HOLIDAY PARTY!

WHERE? The Silhouette in Allston!

::::: MORE DETAILS ::::::

** DOORS 8 PM / SHOW 8:30 PM **
* $10 – ADV TIX*
* 21 + *

::::: LINEUP (FROM FIRST TO LAST):::::::

8:30 PM – DELONS – 1st show! – Featuring Kathy Snax & Jon and Mark from Glass House – Sources say they ‘ve got a bit of a Reigning Sound thing going on, plus a little Flying Nun Kiwi rock. Hooky tunes and jangling guitars? We’re pumped!

9:15 PM – JOHNNIE & THE FOODMASTERS – Demented ’50s and ’60s six piece. Punk + Noise + Pop!

10:00 PM – DILEMMA ROSE & THE WAILIN MILFS – The return of the MILFs! One of our favorite local groups of 2023, along with the rest of the Pelvic Floor collective. Jose from Tremendo Garaje described them best: “an evil four-piece making the most angular, oblique and wacky No-Wave Weird Punk you’ve ever heard, which we hope will blow your brains out as much as it did ours!”

7/8 – KLYAM Summer Series @ Powderhouse Park (1pm to 5pm)

The KLYAM Summer Series returns!
Saturday July 8 @ 1 PM. SHARP.
Outdoors at POWDERHOUSE PARK in Somerville (Broadway/College Ave near Tufts University!)
Official order & set times to be announced SOON, but we’re pumped to announce :::::

** MERRY MERRY ** — Somerville’s own iconic pop duo with maybe maybe an appreciation of ’60s folk and ’80s post punk?!
** NOAH BRITTON ** — Netflix/HBO legend turned musician or the other way around. Funny charming sincere. RARE outdoor appearance.
** TINY THE BEAR (ANTHONY SOLO) ** — Going back to the OG solo anti folk days – witty & fun!
** JOHNNIE & THE FOODMASTERS ** — Unhinged rock, soul, punk, and noise. And whatever else. First area show since their wild first Spring tour.
** DILEMMA ROSE & THE WAILIN MILFS ** – Frenetic eggyhardcore – frenzy provocateurs – what all the punks want to be!

JUAN WAUTERS COMING TO LILYPAD JUNE 3 / US TOUR & NEW ALBUM

SAVE THE DATE! JUNE 3rd @ 10 PM

We are excited to announce that we’re hosting JUAN WAUTERS once again at The Lilypad (Cambridge)!!!!!!!!

Tickets are on sale on 4/5 at the link below – advanced tix are encouraged as this will sell out!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/juan-wauters-the-lilypad-june-3-tickets-607911107487

Juan has just announced a full US Tour and new album Wandering Rebel, see below:

Wandering Rebel by Juan Wauters