If somebody were to walk up close to my door at various points in the day, they’d most likely be thinking that I have the most inane taste in music. Who else blasts the Lost Sounds, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight,” “Gimme Gimme Back Your Love,” and Beach House? I was just thinking I ought to lower the volume on my speakers because this is pretty f’ed up.

NOOOO, MAKE THEM LOUDER. DO NOT HIDE IT!