Walk into the Malt Shop, head to the Juke Box, and play these tunes:

* Neil Sedaka – “Breaking Up Is Hard To Do”
* Elvis Presley – “Are You Lonesome Tonight?”
* Little Peggy March – “I Will Follow Him”
* Lesley Gore – “Judy’s Turn To Cry”
* Mickey & Sylvia – “Love Is Strange” – HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
* Ray Peterson – “Tell Laura I Love Her”
* The Shirelles – “Baby It’s You” – PRETTY DAMN SURE WAVVES SAMPLES THIS ON “BASEBALL CARDS”