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Puff Daddy

Slate.com
In fact, a statistical trace of what I’ve taken to calling the “puff daddy” movement emerged a few years ago, when researchers at the National Institutes of Health compared national drug surveys conducted over two-year periods beginning in 1991 and 2001. Their analysis, published in the Journal of the American Medical Association, found that the percentage of people who say they smoked marijuana in the past year had remained fairly stable over the 10-year stretch. (That is to say, it ended where it started.) But they found a very different pattern among those between the ages of 45 and 64: As my parents’ generation matured, the number of smokers in that group had nearly tripled.

The baby boomer drug uptick turns up again in the recent data. According to the 2007 National Survey on Drug Use and Health, almost 6 percent of all adults between the ages of 50 and 59 reported smoking marijuana in the past year. That’s up from about 3 percent five years earlier. Meanwhile, the number of recent users over the age of 50 has climbed to 2.65 million people nationwide (and we can assume the real prevalence is somewhat higher, since these figures are based on self-reported drug use). Here’s something to think about: There are about as many boomers using cannabis today as there are high-school students doing the same.//

Still, it’s not easy to get an accurate picture of who these puffing oldsters are and how their drug habits have evolved over the last few decades. (It’s also not clear to what extent the legalization of medical marijuana has been a factor.)

Hahahahahaha.

Males, Keep it Cumming!

Ah yes, mastubation. The mention of the subject itself is enough to make even the strongest of men fall weak, cringing with fear. Others seem to mention their solo sexual endeavors aloud to their friends with pride, fearing nothing–as they should. It seems as though most are brought up to believe that said action is “sinful.” What the fuck? It’s perfectly natural for men who don’t get any to be doing this—there are many health benefits that go along with doing so.

Certainly, I don’t think one should just pull out their cucumber and start playing with their instrument in front of others.  However, shouldn’t the same be said for sex?—it’s perfectly natural, though it isn’t something that should be done out in the open for all to see–the only exception would be for porn, or other entertainment purposes. What the fuck is so wrong playing with yourself; isn’t better than screwing around without a condom and waiting to see what happpens..? I don’t know about you, but I don’t wanna knock someone up or contract a deadly disease..

As for the whole health benefits factor, it doesn’t take a fucking doctor to know that masturbation is a stress reliever, and reduces headaches. Also, it can reduce the chances of prostate cancer…I dont know about you, but masturbation is sure as hell sounding like an awesome sexual alternative…So for those biggoted assholes who have something shitty to say about it, all I have to say to them is, “Fuck OFF!”

Oh yeah, listen to this guy {Justin Kirk, who plays Uncle Andy on Weeds} haha, I found this informative, I don’t know about you…

John