I love how he just rips through Leno here haha.
“Boy, it was always my comedic dream to be forty-four years old and interviewing a little Tony Danza wannabe every three months.”
“Doesn’t Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him?” I can think of plenty of others myself.
“What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion.”
“ANYONE DUMB ENOUGH TO WANT TO BE IN THE MILITARY SHOULD BE ALLOWED IN!”