Mitch Hedburg Quotes of the Day

Reminds me of Arctic Monkeys song “Brianstorm” except the other way around:
“I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That’s like a free compliment and you don’t even gotta be smart to notice it.”

Just funny:
“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”