Grow the fuck up, Harry. They’re still making movies out of a set of books by a literary profiteer by the name of J.K Rowling? She’s done more brainwashing to the little-uns than commercials. Yeah, yeah, maybe there are more child readers because of Harry Potter, but real books, you know…non-fiction, are being marginalized thanks to a homo-erotic wizard. She’s pretty hot, though, so I’ll give her a pass this one last time.