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Film Review: Edge of Darkness

Full Title: Edge Of Darkness
Director: Martin Campbell
Year: 2010
IMDb Rating: 7.3/10 (Way too high!)
My Rating: C-
Here’s Why: Ok, so briefly, let me give you a synopsis of the flick before I dissect it into teeny tiny pieces. Thomas Craven (Mel Gibson) is literally craving to kill anyone that was involved with his daughter’s bizarre murder, which he has taken the liberty to personally (and illegally, since he is a cop himself) conduct his own investigation. As he stumbles upon more and more information he discovers that his activist, daughter, was a “potential terrorist threat” because she and other activists were uncovering the ins and outs of a major corporation, whom unbeknown to the people were making nuclear weapons for the government. She and her colleagues illegally attempt to reveal this information to the general public, but members are excuted one by one. The film utilizes the whole, cliched, government conspiracy cover up deal to death. Initially the plot is somewhat suspenseful and there is some decent scenes of action and thrills ( I actually did jump at one scene, if you have seen the film, you know which one I am speaking of and you probably jumped too lol), but overall it’s pretty average, nearly below average. I’m glad I only shilled out six singles for it, if it was twelve I would have been as vengeful as the main character.

P.S. The thing I hate about these kinds of “Big Brother” government films is that the big “crime” committed in reality is not secretive at all and is right out in the open in actuality. In the movie, some big coporation is secretly making nukes for the government. Ok… That’s no secret, that happens all the time. I don’t get it. The producers are trying to make it seem as though this kind of thing is sooo far fetched and far from the truth. Whatever.

Chris

Film Review: Pirate Radio

Title: Pirate Radio (US); The Boat That Rocked (UK)
Production Company: Working Title Films
Release: 2009

Pro’s: Great music, generally good acting, the women who arrive on board, famous females appearing from famous songs (So Long Marianne and Eleanor Rigby).

Con’s: The whole plot about the government trying to abolish pirate radio

Overall: Pretty great movie from music and sub-plot standpoints. Unfortunately, the main plot and the ending kind of blew. This is probably one of the best I’ve seen in 2009…keep in mind I haven’t seen that many.

Film Review: Bruno!

It is clear that Bruno is queer and here- to stay. What is there to say? The word I hear the most that describes how audiences have reacted to the film is…. speechless.   When the film ended, it was quiet in the theater and there was this general feeling of WTF?! DANGER: If you are easily grossed out or offended then Sacha Baron Cohen’s new flick, Bruno, is not for you!!! I can’t stress that enough.  I will save you and your loved ones the time, money, and embarrassment if that happens to be the case. Especially DO NOT see the film with your parents, unless they are really hip, open minded, and not easily shocked or offended.  And even if said possible viewers (such as Borat fans; the film makes Borat look like Disney On Ice) meet all those requirements, chances are they will not enjoy the film since everyone I know that has seen it, either disdains it or thought it was “just ok, but I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone, unless they like sick movies,” except for me.  Here’s why…

Well, firstly I love over-the-top-, shocking, satirical mockumentaries. I love over-the-top-/absurd humor period.  Being a massive fan of classic exercises in bad taste such as Pink Flamingos and Hated, I found the film quite amusing and even for me a little shocking (but not offensive).  Whether it was trying to seduce Ron Paul into a Sex video, trading an African, excuse me African American (you’ll have to see the film to get that!) baby for a fancy, U2 Product Red ipod, engaging in various, highly sadomasochistic bondage with significant others, or learning how to defend one’s self from an oncoming homosexual racing at you with two dildos,  Bruno had me cracking up or trying to look away from start to finish- nearly.

  Grade: B

Chris DeCarlo